This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1109 views

Santa office jate waqt

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile
bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka
toot gaya
Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa
raha hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Green Pink Yellow

Interviewer:
Can U Make A Sentence
Using Green, Pink And Yellow.

Sardar : Why Not Ji
My Phone Rings ��
GREEN GREEN ,
I PINK Up The Phone And Say YELLOW

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kya kar rhy ho?

BV:
Kya Kr Rhy Ho?
SHOHR:
Makiyan Maar Rha Hun.
BV:
Kitni Maar Lin?
SHOHR:
3 Female,
Or2 Male.
BV:
Male FemaleKa KesyPata Chala?
SHOHR:
3 Sheshy K SamnyBeti Ti,
Or2 NaswarPar.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon

Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon ke nishan paye gaye hain khoon tumne hi kiya hai

Apradhi: Waqil sahab aisa kaise ho sakta hai us waqt to mene dastane pehne hue the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)