Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 909 views

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Medicine Not Available

Santa: Doctor! This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.

Doctor: Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 shadi main Dulha ki pehli

1 shadi main Dulha ki pehli mangaitar bhi sajh dhaj k i.

Kisi ny pocha k kiya ap Dulhan hain ?

Us ny kaha "G Nahi Main Semi Final main haar gai Thi.

Final dekhnay aai hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardarni.. janu mere pait me buhat gas hai

sardarni: janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai,
Sardar: O Shukr Kar Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kar Lena C.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Don't have any job

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the
right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you
to give me work

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)