Sardar ka admision
Sardar ka school me admision huwa
teacher:btao quiad e azam kon hai?
Sardar:hum ku kia pata hum tu khud school me naya aya hai
idhar kahein hu ga
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 962 views
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