Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.

Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?

Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views

Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain

Pathan: Yeh Tumne Bilkul Sahi Baat Kiya Larka Hi Acha Hota Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hubby & wife nok jhonk

Larki: Chand kahan hai??

Mangetar: meri Ankhoon k samnay,

After Marriage
...
Wife:Chand kahaan hai??

Husband: Anniye, o ki utte Asmaan te kharbuza tangia Ee?.

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen

to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den

jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran pkr len.

ZUBAIDA AAPA K DETECTIVE TOTKEY;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathanon se poch lo

Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,

Pathanon se poch lo.{P)}

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)