Mere papa k aage amer se

BOY- Mere papa k aage amer se amer log tak katori le ke khade rehte hai. GIRL- aise kitne amer ho tum? BOY- Actually papa gol-gappe ki redi lagate hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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