1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 700 views

jawad

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

by Jawad Ali Abbasi (few years ago!)

Ak kanjos

ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la
kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse
gaya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada bhikh milti

Dusra Bhikari-Andha bankar dekh chuka hu khote sikko se tang aaker langda ban gaya hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Waiting At Bus Stop

Santa Waiting At Bus Stop.
One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked:
“You Want Lift.?”

Sardar Says: NO Thanks,
My House Is On Ground Floor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kitabon Ki Kunji

Ek Student Ne Paper Diya or End Mai Likha:

Sir Numbers ki Kunji Aapke pas hai Zara Ziyada Deyde ge to kya Baat Hai.

Phir Master g Ne Likha:

Kitabo k Kunji Tumhre Paas Thi.
Thoora Parh Leyte to Kya Bat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)