Extreme Height of Positivity
Extreme Height of Positivity:
Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 777 views
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