Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. :-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 878 views

prove

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Kal maine Hinjaro ke Raja

Santa: Kal maine Hinjaro ke Raja ko dekha tha
Banta: Kahan, kya naam hai
Santa:Yuvraj Singh, Sab usko angreji me bol rahe the, SIXER KING

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?

Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?
Socho
Socho
...
Socho
Garam karo or roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari.

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola


hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)