Baap: (Bachay Se)

Ravi Or Chanab Kahan Par Hain?

Bacha: (Ghabra Kar)

Ammi Jaan Se Pochain.

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Wohi Chezain Idhar Udhar Rakh Deti Hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra or
us k uper baith gayi or naukar se
kaha- ja police ko bula
Naukar : Meri chappal kahan hai ?
Chor bola abey meri pehan le or jaldi ja....lolz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Pathan School Me 1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Sir:
Ghar Wapas Jao oR Chang Kar K Aao

Pathan:
Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Phtan asked a doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye
Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Time pass

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Zip It Up!

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)