Humyn Gharibon k Sath

Teacher: Humyn Gharibon k Sath Piyar sy Paish Aana Chahiye.

Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.
Teracher: Kia?

Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagatay Hyn. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 734 views
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