Humyn Gharibon k Sath
Teacher: Humyn Gharibon k Sath Piyar sy Paish Aana Chahiye.
Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.
Teracher: Kia?
Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagatay Hyn. :-)
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