Sardar
zindgi bay hal hai.
sur hai na tall hai.
messege box b kangal hai.
kia aap ki sms factory main hartall hai.
yar kuch to behjo ye mery mobile ki zindgi ka sawal hai......
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 912 views
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