Janu Tumhari Neck Pe
Husband : Janu Tumhari Neck Pe Ajeeb si Cheez Lagi Hui Hai Jisy Dekh Kar Khoof Ata Hai
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Wife : Vo kya ???
Husband : Tumhara Mun!! ;p ;D
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