Angrez darwaza kholne

Angrez darwaza kholne ko hindi me kaise kahega...
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U dnt kw......?
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.Mai batata hu......

Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY."

Say ten times khud samajh aa jayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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