kids in hospitol
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying
on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to
get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing
to worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are
you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good
luck, buddy. I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 805 views
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