Shikwa hamein

Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…

Aaj na koi bahana hoga …

Aap ko hamari khushiyou1n ki qasam…

Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 949 views
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