Shikwa hamein
Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…
Aaj na koi bahana hoga …
Aap ko hamari khushiyou1n ki qasam…
Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 566 views
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