Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?
A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”
Nurse: “Why?”
Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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