Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein,

Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa..

Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H,

Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho,,,,,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 808 views

sab do din ki masti hai

Apne husn par itna guroor na kar
Sab do din ke masti hai
Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam
Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Father to son: If You don’t pass

Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time

Don’t you dare call me DAD,
After some days……..

Father asked:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Mr. Joseph.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

pathan sarak par

Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha

Ek Shaks Ne Pocha:
Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho??

Pathan:
Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon.

Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha:
Soi To Tmhare Ghar Me Gum Hui Hai
Apne Ghar Me Talash Karo.

Pathan:
Kia Karon Ghar Me Andhera Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)