pathan and suar
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.
Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 573 views
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