pathan and suar

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya

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