appke hath me
apke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 606 views
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girlfrnd patane me.. :O
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Phir agar pat jaye toh.. :p kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef
nahi bana sakta...:p :O :D
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but
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