Dimag ghuma dene wala
Dimag ghuma dene wala
question:-
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... Income Tax aur Callertune me kya
similarity hai..???
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Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai,
Maza koi aur leta hai.! :D:-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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