Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.

Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1033 views

The return of phoolan devi

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM

Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa – Mujhe zehar dena

Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.

Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.

Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan bus me jarha tha,
saamney bethi aurat apny bachy ko bar bar bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko dydun ge.
pathan tang a kar bola"
.
O khala jaldi faisla kro hum 4 stop aagay aa gaya hay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A physics student

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)