Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 616 views

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?

haadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye … ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan to girl

Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Mere Yar Ki Shadi Thhi?

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Thha.

Santa: “Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khatt Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?”

Banta: “Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khatt Mila Hi Nahi.”

Santa: “Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.���

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Murghi ko kaway se howa pyar

1 Murghi ko Kaway se pyar ho geya,

jb Murghay ko pta chala tou wo murghi k pas gaya r bola k muj my kia kami hai?smart hon kaway sy ziyada khobsurat hon tmhari bradari ka hon?

Murghi: Me tmhary jezbat ki qadar krti hon,lakin wo air force my hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain?

Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain?

Shagird: 100. Ustaad:
Nahain! 170 hote hain.

Shagird: Leakin hum ne to bachpun se sunna hai akkar bakkar bambe boo 80, 90 pora 100.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)