Liza and Ann
Ann: What does your husband do?
Liza: What a husband should do.
Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.
Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.
Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!
Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.
Ann: A s*x maniac?
Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views
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