FAQIR: Kuch khana De do
FAQIR: Kuch khana De do
MAF KARO BABA
FAQIR:Kuch To Do
Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Padh Rha H Usko LeJao
FAQIR:Bheek Manga Tha Bhikari Nhi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to
gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING..
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A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
'What?'
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agr koi mujhe acha lagta hai to acha wo nai me hun
aur agr koi mujhe bura llagta hai to bura wo hai me to nai kiun k me to acha hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pappu:miss gandhh g k sar pe baal kiun nai thay?
Miss:ye akalmand logon ki nishani hoti hai
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
In the chemistry paper one student asked from another about the blank no 3.
the teacher was also standing there so he was trying to whisper but the other student cannot hear it clearly..
So he said loudly my father name is Bond and I guess the covalent was my Grandfather...
And the teacher said then you must be the covalent Bond ..
hahaha
:D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Maine darwaza khola to
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi,
Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ke Betay Ki Roti Pr
Sy Chooha Ghuzer Ghaya.
Son To Sardar: “Hun Me Ae Roti Nae Khani”
Sardar: “Kha Ly Putar, Choohy Nay Kehra Jutti Pai Hue C” ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PIECE OF PHILOSHOPY FROM A PASSIONATE BUNKER:
i always think of attending the classes regularly but for thinking i need to bunk.....
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)