1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy

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Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 532 views

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Postman: I have

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Delhi se Meerut

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to
hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon
Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to
Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nafsyati mareez

N.mareez:mujhe shadi nai karni mujhe sb aurton se dar lagta hai
docter:shadi kar lo pher sirf 1 se dar lage ga baki sab achi lagen gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Liza and Ann

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)