Womens Day per 1 Larki ne

Womens Day per 1 Larki ne Pathan se kaha;Ap ko Pata hy Aaj Womens Day hy?
Pathan ne Ghabra k Kaha:Kamaal hy Jab hum Ghar sy Nikla tha tab to Friday tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 609 views
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Ghar ki rekhwali

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte
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Pakistani Citizen:
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Shopping Ke Naam Pe Aurte Andhi Ho Jati Hai

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Cotton Saree 5 Rupaye,
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Phatan train me su su kr k aya..

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Santa: “Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhudva Sakte Ho?”

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Santa: “To Jaldi Se Chale Na, Police Ne Meri 20 Bottle Pakdi Hai Please Chhudva Do“

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Student: Every year.

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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