Womens Day per 1 Larki ne
Womens Day per 1 Larki ne Pathan se kaha;Ap ko Pata hy Aaj Womens Day hy?
Pathan ne Ghabra k Kaha:Kamaal hy Jab hum Ghar sy Nikla tha tab to Friday tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 819 views
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Happily they drank went away.
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A New poster outside the bank for the year 2015…
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Petrol Loans available here
CNG & LPG is also available
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Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
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Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
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