One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off.

With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...

The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 561 views

Happy birth day keh dia

Ligh jane k bad mombti le k wash room ja raha tha


aae dost


koi kamina phoonk mar k keh geya

happy birth day to you

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A phtan call wife

A Pathan Calls Wife
Ghar Nhi Aa Skta
Car Ka Steering Gera Sb Chori
Ho Gya
After 5 Min
He Calls
Aa Rha Hu
Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gya
Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Boss:Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:To Get Married

Boss:What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:Your Daughter!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola,

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola, "Ye hamaara principal bilkul Ulloo hae." 

Lakee bolee, "Tum jaantay ho, maen kawn hoon? Maen principal kee baitee hoon!!!" 

Larka bola, "Tum jaantee ho, maen kawn hoon?" 

Larkee bolee, "Naheen" 

Larka khooshee say bola. "Shukar hae yaar, jaan bach gaee"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h

SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)