Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota...

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 588 views
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Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha

Sardar:
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

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Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

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Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
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aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Shair, Shairni ko Kiss Karne Laga...

Sherni Ne Rok Diya,
Aur
Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagi.

Shair: Kya Hua Darling...?

Sherni: Dekh Rahi Hon,
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by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
no vacancy for ladies

1st men : aisa kon sa department hai jaha ladies ko bharti nahi kiya ja skta.
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2nd Men : fire brigade q k ladies ka kam aag lgana hota hai bujana nahi,
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Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.
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Bachay miyan bhage bhage gaye.

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