Pathan
Ek pathan bus me jarha tha,
saamney bethi aurat apny bachy ko bar bar bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko dydun ge.
pathan tang a kar bola"
.
O khala jaldi faisla kro hum 4 stop aagay aa gaya hay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 794 views
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