pathan & amrood
Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:
Upar Q Aye?
Pathan: Amrood Khane.
Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.
Pathan:
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Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 721 views
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