Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
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