1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali

1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali,

Wo Seedha Qabristan Pohoncha
Aur Wahan Beth K Kehne Laga.

Khocha Hum Se Bach K Kahan
Jaega Eik Na Eik Din To Yahan Ayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 596 views
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