jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chal
jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo es se app ke ezat nai barte balke
kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate hain.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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