Memon Ki BIWI:
Bas B Karo Ye Tea Bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk Den,

Memon:Kardi Na Jaahilon Wali Baat, Is K Packet Pr Expiry Date 2011 Likhi Hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views

shareef pathan

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabiachi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver:

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main
langar lete aana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki

Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki or usey khat likha key aap zehmat ker key aaj raat ka khana hamarey sath khayein or jo rookhi sookhi hazir hey, qabool farmayein.

Mehmaan samjha key mezbaan inkesaar sey kaam ley raha hey laikin jab wahan pohancha to waqai dastarkhwaan per rookhi sookhi roti or baasi daal pari thee.

Marta kia na kerta, mehmaan khaney beth gaya. Itney mein bahar ek faqeer ney awaz lagai. Kanjoos ney usey daant diya. Us ney phir awaz di to kanjoos ney kaha, “bhaag jao warna tumhara sar tor doon ga”

Mehmaan ney jaldi sey kaha, “Faqeer bhai, chaley jao, aadmi apni baat ka pakka hey, sach much tumhara sar tor dey ga”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

anta: oye banta machli khayega?

anta: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The Roza Is Touching To Me

1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
ki English Kya Hogi?



2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

"The Roza Is Touching To Me."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)