Indian Kiraedaar Ne Makaan malik

Indian Kiraedaar Ne Makaan malik Se Kaha, Bhai Sahab Aapne Mujhe Makan Kirae Per Diya Usme Chuhe Kood Rahe Hain, makaan Malik Ne Kaha Itne Kam Kirae Main Kya Aap Ghodo Ki Race Dekenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 748 views
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