Indian Kiraedaar Ne Makaan malik
Indian Kiraedaar Ne Makaan malik Se Kaha, Bhai Sahab Aapne Mujhe Makan Kirae Per Diya Usme Chuhe Kood Rahe Hain, makaan Malik Ne Kaha Itne Kam Kirae Main Kya Aap Ghodo Ki Race Dekenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1116 views
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Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?
Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?
Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
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Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao
Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao
Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?
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Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!
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Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry
Someone Else, Forget Me Forever !! . .
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BOY : .. .. .. .. .. .. Naaaa Tere Aane Ki
Khushi, Na Tere Jaane Ka Gam, Jaao
Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi, Doosri
Pata Leinge Hum ;) =D
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Ek bachay ka school me addmisssion hua
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After One Week, A Test Was Held.
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Sardar: Thank God, Mainu Lagga Nava Si…
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Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuruho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"
Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..":D =))
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Lady 2 Doctor:
Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gya
Doctor: I Dont Know Hindi
Plz Talk In English
Lady: My Londda Gironda From Hero Honda
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Doctor to Pathan: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai
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Pathan pehle to bahut roya. Phir aansu ponchte huye poocha..?
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Kitne number se.
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