Wake up with a smile

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 529 views
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Teacher:Translate it into
English: "Tumhe Laat marke
beizzat karke bahar nikal diya gaya
aur baad me vapas bulaya gaya ."

Student:You have been "GANGULIFIED"!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do

Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas

Faker khush ho kr G hen

Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Yaar! Ghar Se Hi Aa Reha Hu

Mirza Sahb Rstay May Milay To Ye Halat Thee K:
Ankh Sujhi Hui…
Girebaan Phta Hua…
Sir Pay Ek Ghomr Ka Nishan…

May Nay Poocha Mirza Sahb Kia Hua?

Gusay Se Bolay: Kuch Nahi!

May Bola Aaye Ap Ko Ghar Chor Daita Hu..

Idher Udher Deikh Kr Bolay:
Yaar! Ghar Se Hi Aa Reha Hu….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Number dial karne se:

Number dial karne se:

Ladka:I love you janu.

Ladki ki maa:oh, really.

Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.

Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?

Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
CHOLESTROL FREE

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy 2 grl

Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!

Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay

Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad: Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Haye Re Tera Bholapan

Nayi Aayi Dulhan Ko Saas Apne Pass Bitha Ke Samjha Rahi Thhi.

Saas: “Beti Ab Tum Mujhe Apni Maa Or Apne Sasur Ko Pita Hi Samjhna”

Tabhi Darwaje Par Ghanti Baji, Bahu Ne Darwaja Khola To Pati Aaya Tha.

Saas: “Kon Aaya Hai Beti?”

Bahu: “Maan, Bhaiya Office Se Aaye Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko

Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt
Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha-
Raste Me Ek Pul Se Guzarte Hue
Sharabi Ne Darya Me Chand Ka Aks Dekh Kar
Apne Dost Se Pocha,
"Yeh Kia Hai"??

Pathan:
Yeh Chand Hai.

Dost:
Hayen..!! To Kia Main Itna Ooper Aa Gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Extreme Height of Positivity

Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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