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America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai. China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai. Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai. Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai. INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 649 views
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