Student Love Teacher’s Daughter

Teacher :If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from your real life. Student :I love you sir,and you love your daughter,which means I love your daughter.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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Pathan New York Gaya
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Oye Jali Hui Lashen Tu Mt Phenko Yaar!

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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
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their parents turns towards you
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