Kamzoor kutte

Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor
q hote hai?Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2
DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 881 views
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