2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhn

Sunehri Baatein
Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn

2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
Nahi Hiltey ...

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