Ishq hai to izhar b hona chahiye
Ishq hai to izhar b hona chahiye
Admi ko 1din k liy bimar b hona chahiye
Yadon se keh do 1 din ki chutti de den
Aakhir ishq men ITWAR b hona chahiye.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1357 views
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I replied:
65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.
2.1 million illegal immigrants
9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
And above all
769 idiots in parliament.
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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!
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I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?
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Shadi-Shuda Couples Ke Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha,
Uske Gate Pe Ek Bada Sa Sign
Board Laga Tha, Jispe Likha Tha.
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Sardar : Lo, kar lo gal,
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santa class me gadha lekar aaya,
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Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki
topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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. . Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj
nahin aaya,
kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan dost is pankhe k neche baithu sawab mile ga.
Dost:wo kaise?
Pathan:ye hum masjid se utar k laya hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
A young Boy asked a rich old Man:
How He made his Money?
The old Man said:
Son! It was 1932,
The depth of the great Depression
I was down to my last Nickel..
I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.
The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.
I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.
I Continued this for a Month,
By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,
Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!
Moral:
Hard Work is just Shit..Wow
Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)