Ishq hai to izhar b hona chahiye

Admi ko 1din k liy bimar b hona chahiye

Yadon se keh do 1 din ki chutti de den

Aakhir ishq men ITWAR b hona chahiye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1036 views

Ek choha sharab ke glass main

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.

Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
Tum Daily Sirf 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo

GOLU: 2 Rotiya
khana khane se pehle
ya Khane k baad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pani ubal lena

Docter:bachon ko pani dene se pehaly ubaal lena chahye.
Sardar:wo to theak hai magr ubalane se bacha mar nai jaega.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya

Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)