Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia

Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K
Vo Minar E Pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha Kr
India Ja Skta Hy,

Hazaron Log Ekathe Ho Gay

Sardar Bola:
“Inu Chuk K Mery Sir Ty Rakho”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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