Creation
A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 798 views
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
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After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..
Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?
Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee
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Kal raat kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua..
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Kitaab kholne se jo nind aati hai na...
wo neend ki goliyaan khane se bhi nahi aati =)) :D
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jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo es se app
ke ezat nai barte balke
kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate
hain.....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: 2 me 2 gaye to kia bacha?
Sardar: muje kuch samaj nhi ai.
Teacher: Tumharay pass 2 rotian thein tum ne unko kha lia to tumharay pas kia bacha?
Sardar: Salan
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Ek Aadmi Haath Main Cycle Pakadkar Bhaag Raha Tha,Doosre Aadmi Ne Poocha Bhai Tum Cycle Par Kyun Nahi Baith Jaate. Pehle Aadmi Ne Jawaab Diya,Mujhe Jaldi Jaana Hai Isliye..
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(In a party Pathan asked a girl" : "Aap "Dance"
karain gi"... ?
>>* (Larki khari ho kr) : "Haan"...
>>* Pathan:
To main ye kursi Lay Loon
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BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”
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Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"
The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
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