Eid mubarak
Sardar ko road pr para aik 500 ka note mila jis pe likha tha eid mubarak
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekh kar note jaib me rakhte howe kaha khair mubarak
by Umer hayat (few years ago!) / 1462 views
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