A-0-A. 1 gd news

A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 824 views
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