Main Raat ko Aaunga
Santa: Yaar Maine Apni Girlfriend ko SMS Kiya K Main Raat ko Aaunga.
Aur Main Raat Ko Gaya To,
Wo Kisi Aur k Sath Thi.
Banta: Tu Dil Chhota Mat Kar Yaar!
Ho Sakta Hai K Msg He Na Mila Ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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