Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey
nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 658 views

Women

If you marry one woman,
she will fight with u
But if you marry with 2 women
They will fight for u.
Think different Add Wife Have life

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Police

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The Towns Veterinarian. One Night The Phone Rang, And His Wife Answered. An Agitated Voice Inquired, "Is Your Husband There? " "Do You Require His Services As A Sheriff Or As A Vet? " The Wife Asked. "Both!" Was The Reply. "We Cant Get Our Dogs Mouth Open, And Theres A Burglar In It. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey

Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey ,
aik larki ne shohar ko dekh kar romantic andaz main hello kaha,

bivi ne poocha yeh kon thee? shuhar ne kaha, abhi tu ussy bhi batana hai k tum kon ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

,

They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

,

I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kid Calling To School

Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)