Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain?

Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain?

Shagird: 100. Ustaad:
Nahain! 170 hote hain.

Shagird: Leakin hum ne to bachpun se sunna hai akkar bakkar bambe boo 80, 90 pora 100.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 782 views
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