Snta k bete ka accident hua
Snta k bete ka accident hua
Doc:Apke bete ki 2no leg katni padegi
Snta sir pakad lia
D:Kya hua?
Snta:Kal hi Nalayk ko nyi chapal dilayi thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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