I spoke 2 sania mirza
Santa :I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!
Banta :Dats Great!
What Did She Say?
Santa :Just
Wrong Number!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 609 views
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