Santa: I lost my dog.

Banta: Put an advertisement in newspaper.

Santa: Don't be silly.
My dog can't read newspaper.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.

santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mad Cow Disease

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Dr.'s Signatures

Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,
Wo to Kahin nahi mili,
Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..

Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,
Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0

by lescol (few years ago!)